“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -Friedrich Nietzsche

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” -Charles Bukowski

“Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” -Betty White

“So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.” -Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

“A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake… A soul mate’s purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master…” -Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat Pray Love

“I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked.” -someecards.com

“I was going to do that then you told me so.” -Anonymous

“I feel that there is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.” -Van Gogh

“Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the hell out of you.” -Dolly Parton

“The giving of love is an education in itself.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

“We accept the love we think we deserve.” -Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” -Marilyn Monroe

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.” -Woody Allen

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.” -Marilyn Monroe

“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.” -Oscar Wilde

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” -Oprah Winfrey

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.” -Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones

“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness–and call it love–true love.” -Robert Fulghum

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” -Friedrich Nietzsche

“Most marriage problems can be solved if husband and wife would learn to solve problems quickly, openly, respectfully and courteously like adults and in a mature way. Avoid throwing emotional tantrums and yelling. Do not emotionalize every discussion. Learn to disagree without getting angry . Learn to disagree without being disrespectful. Learn when to stop the argument before it gets into a verbal war. Learn when to walk away or change the subject. When indisputable facts are presented, learn to say, “you’re right, I was wrong.” Learn to argue factually, allowing your spouse to express himself or herself fully without fear of judgment or reprimand. Avoid name calling or saying words that you’ll regret saying. In marriage often you have to lose an argument in order to win your spouse. Usually whenever one spouse wins, marriage loses.” -EmpoweringWomenNow.com

“I’ll get over it, I just need to be dramatic first.” -me