Ah most wondrous Egg, you have so many faces. What other food can speak of all your uses, textures, and identities? But most curiously, who can do you justice?
Give a man a fish and he will have fish for a day. Teach a man to eat fish from a can and you win him loads of time and a deep and special kind of love.
Ladies and Gents, I’ve got a special treat for you. I want you to put your hands together and welcome to the stage, a big round of applause for this moment’s Best of Chocolate.